Men-opause Jewelry

I just had to post this e-mail that my mom sent me...

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would beable to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass