Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
I’m Not Really Lovin’ It
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“My mom trusted sitting her baby boy on the terrifying clown’s lap. I think
the balloon was my cry for help.” (submitted by James)
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